And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
they need to just BURY HIM!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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