We named our party play list daddy issues
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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