I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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