Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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