people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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