best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Panties = found
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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