Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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