Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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