Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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