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Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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