she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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