I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Even my vagina gasped.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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