I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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