we have pet lesbian snakes
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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