school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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