Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
well you can't waste a boner
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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