Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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