I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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