Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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