we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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