Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
