What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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