I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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