Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
So. Much. Porn.
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