I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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