I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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