Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It's official drugs can't kill me
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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