I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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