Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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