People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.