Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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