just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This baby is an asshole
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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