you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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