doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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