That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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