I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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