I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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