WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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