what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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