hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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