You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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