My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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