Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Randomize
