he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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