i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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