dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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