How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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