I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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