worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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