I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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