idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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