We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
tell me about the fingering
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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