I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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